How to Ruin Your Hamfest (swapmeet)
- Find someone that is completely unfamiliar with your state AND cannot read a map. Then put him in charge of hamfest “talk-in”. Your club can earn bonus points if this person drinks an entire fifth of whiskey before the doors open.
- If you unfortunately find that the only volunteer to run “talk-in” can actually read a map it is permissible to use this volunteer. He must, however, be provided with maps that use names for all roads which do not match roadsigns. For example, the hamfest is on U.S. Highway 441 and all intersection signs show 441, the “talk-in” volunteer shall only refer to this as “Range Line Road”. The words “four fourty one” must never be uttered.